Me: So I read about this book called Mating in Captivity. One of its basic premises is fascinating. Basically, in relationships there are competing needs of safety and security versus variety and novelty, which produces an inherent conflict that needs to be dealt with, one way or another.

Skyspook: That’s not just relationships, that’s life in general.

Me: Well, fuck. Now I’m going to be up all night thinking about THAT. Thank you for breaking me.