Welcome to Poly.Land, where we try our darnedest to give the best relationship advice we can — regardless of your relationship style — and have fun doing it.
In Poly Land, we not only tell you that the emperor is naked. We take compromising photos of him while we’re at it.
I’m Page Turner, the author of two books: A Geek’s Guide to Unicorn Ranching and Poly Land: My Brutally Honest Adventures in Polyamory.
I’m also a relationship coach who specializes in alternative relationships, especially clientele who are non-monogamous and/or BDSM practitioners. I’m a former psychological researcher and active member in Cleveland poly and kink circles. But I grew up in the Maine woods.
In addition to my days as a psych nerd, I have worked as a jazz musician, editor, playwright, poet, newspaper reporter, medical transcriptionist, and organizational behavior (workplace psychology) consultant.
I have been in polyamorous relationships for 8 years. Things are pretty stable these days with the fabulous Justin Case (a.k.a. Skyspook) as an anchor partner (and I’m currently also dating two other people, my girlfriends Eva and Ro), but the early days had a lot of ups and downs. The downs have taught me just as much – and arguably a lot more – than the ups.
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