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Dude, you are bad at messaging people

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I don’t understand why even bother to get married if you both cheat? I’m gathering your husband is a nice guy you love but just isn’t man enough to take care of your needs. He could use some tips from me it sounds like!

Deepest of deep eye rolls. Sent a link to a primer on polyamory.

I’m sure he’s a sex god with a magical penis whose fucks can instantly pound me into monogamy and simultaneously turn me off women forever.

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