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A Geek’s Guide to Unicorn Ranching

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It started over a year ago with a letter from a reader:

_Do you have any advice for couples who are about to open up their relationships? _

_My partner and I are new to poly. We don’t know where to begin. We’d like to find someone to date together. We’ve talked to a bunch of people online, but they called us unicorn hunters. I looked this up, and it’s apparently an insult. Means that we’re unethical and selfish. _

_I don’t feel like we are, but maybe there’s something there? If I’m doing things the wrong way, I’d like to do better. _

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I sent them links to some articles I’d written. Gave them book recommendations for some basic polyamory primers. And wrote them a new article – “ Unicorn Ranchers: Don’t Hunt, Create a Sanctuary.”

After it came out, they wrote back to me with the piece’s final line:

If you’re looking for a unicorn, as many are, don’t be the hunting kind. Be the spoiling kind. Be unicorn ranchers.

_ _And a single word: How?

P.S., they wrote, _I’ve read those books you recommended already. They didn’t help. But you write in a way that does. _

A Quickstart Guide to Polyamory
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If it had just been this one person, it surely would have ended then. But I kept getting messages about these same issues. They were my most frequently asked questions.

I started to see that there was a need for a quickstart guide to polyamory. Something that was an entertaining read, full of substantive information but easy to get through. A quick, concise read. Because a book that doesn’t get read helps no one.

Something funny, non-judgemental, based in research.

This book needed to exist. And I was just the nerd to make it happen.

So I went to work.

Couples Tested, Relationship Anarchist Approved
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I’m happy to say it’s done.

The beta read included some folks who were coupled and new to polyamory. They loved the book, which was great to hear.

But I knew I was really on to something when another one of the book’s beta readers let me know that he planned on buying two copies:

  1. One for himself. Even though he wasn’t new to poly or coupled and more of a relationship anarchist than anything else, he still loved the book–especially the section on jealousy and insecurity.
  2. One as a gift for his friends who had been trying to pick up a girl together on Tinder. “I think this will actually be helpful to them in a way that other stuff hasn’t,” he said.

A Geek’s Guide to Unicorn Ranching
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A Geek’s Guide to Unicorn Ranching covers:

  • The steps you should take before opening up your relationship to make sure you’re on the same page
  • How to set a relationship agreement (including examples of actual relationship agreements)
  • The different kinds of polyamorous relationship structures and systems
  • Common pitfalls newly poly couples face and how to avoid them
  • The high-success method for dating poly people
  • Effective ways to manage jealousy and insecurity

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