Mission Statement

I am now embarking on a journey that I never thought I’d take.


I am beginning training to become Skyspook’s slave.


Our contract negotiations are still in the very preliminary phase, and the collar I wear is a training collar. We want to do this in the way that’s best for us,  » Read more

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Portion Control

“A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.”

Steve Prefontaine


apophenia : the experience of seeing meaningful patterns or connections in random or meaningless data.  » Read more

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