One of the most important things they tell you when you’re getting lifeguard training?
Don’t get near a drowning person. Throw the life saver to them. The reason: Getting too close puts your own safety at risk.
As Esther Inglis-Arkell writes:
Drowning victims, especially adults, can be dangerous. » Read more
They tell you never to go the grocery store hungry. You’ll careen the aisles, salivating like a ravenous beast, sweeping entire shelves of food into your cart. And we’re not talking celery sticks. This becomes the time when we see exactly how many metric tons of Doritos we can cram into a shopping cart. And queso. » Read more
July 9, 2010:
There is a placefor the singlepeople – and ho are they? who am I
I inventa person worthy of servitude – is there a line of pretenders
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I am proud of my life now, the way I manage my days, » Read more