Category: Shorts

The Grind

“I had sexy dreams about you,” he murmurs from that half-awake place as I wrap my arms around him. “You’re a walking sex dream to

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Malapropisms

Learning that the term “crapshoot” was derived from a roll of the dice in a casino game and not simply an alternate name for the

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Police Cruiser

While I’m walking around downtown, a (female) police officer comes up to me and says, “You look nice. You have a nice face. Very nice

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No Pain, No Gain?

If you want results, go to the gym with a sadist.   “Awww, whatsa matter? You can do more reps than that.”   “I… hate…

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Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh’s comments are offensive to those of us who have worked hard to become the whores we are. He dishes out the label too

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